Not that handy

By MyChemicalRomantic - 31/03/2020 02:00

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Today, I found out that I can never go to my local cinema again. Not just because of the current lockdown, no. The guy I gave an embarrassing, drunken hand job at a party to works there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 640
You deserved it 1 809

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I think you can go there as much as you want!

If you gave him a good handjob, free movies for life!

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Maybe ease up on the drinking from now on since you’re giving favors to guys that can only get a job at a theatre.

Yep favors like that only go to those worthy white-collar guys! ...

If you gave him a good handjob, free movies for life!

Probably true even it it was a bad one

Nah, a bad handjob is so shameful, you hope the giver just vanishes from the earth in an anticlimactic puff of smoke. They can't even pull off the simplest sexual favor. To hell with them!

He works at every cinema?

I think you can go there as much as you want!

Why was it embarrassing? Do you need to improve your technique?

Yes you actually can. he was probably drunk too and probably barely remembers you.