By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML
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thisguy22 33

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

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Welshite 39

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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NomeDMF 17

That's one smart but evil kid.

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pabj208 23

I reckon if the kid was old enough to pull a stunt like that, he was definitely too old to do that trick to...

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Welshite 39

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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Stillo 25

You got a sick mind. Let's be friends!

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thisguy22 33

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

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Zebediabolical 39

France loves to protect pedophiles. There's a reason Roman Polanski fled to there.

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lulinator 40

So sad how true this is. Can't even look at a child and smile without the parents staring you down like you're going to kidnap their precious wallet-draining snot factory.

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VeganDarkLight 31

32, that's probably the best description of a child I've ever heard!

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yadayadak 6

So true. If you even come near a kid, you're called a pedophile

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thisguy22 33

Lol I wouldn't truly know... I studiously ignore all children that are not my relations while in public, just in case. I've never had an incident or anything.

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Zebediabolical 39

You want your keys back. He wants his nose back. Fair trade I say.

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Thoricsteam20 24

Your profile pictures are disturbing but awesome.

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Uglyfeet 23

Enjoy while french kids don't learn how to stab you, like the brazilians do on our trains :(

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bdsmslave 18

And the whole time I'm wondering what the kid's mom/dad was doing while this was taking place.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Probably being somewhere not on the train / platform.

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Hyenayena 27

I mean some parents let their kids take public transport alone... I live in Canada and have seen a few kids alone on a bus in my city. mind you, a suburb. I've never seen a kid alone in a big city

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bdsmslave 18

In that case, I apologise. Where I'm from, you don't really see kids of "nose stealing age" traveling alone. If the kid is small enough to play that with, I assume that the kid is still pretty young. I can't imagine doing that to a 12-year old.

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JayVicious 20

well thats just age discrimination #24

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