Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my car was stolen. They found it and I wish they never had. Full coverage would have paid the car, but instead the repairs cost $1700. My deductible was $2000. It ended up costing me $2000. The people who fixed my ignition broke my remote start. I have to fight to get them to pay for that repair. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
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tacobird123 7
HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD
docscientist 9
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?
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Comments (257)
x3herox3 0
I would of like stole a oreo from a car If there was one.
Charlotteeexx 0
Oreos <3
perdix 29
Why would you leave such delectable bait in plain view? Some chocolate chip cookies are "to die for," so even a mediocre one could be "to smash and grab for." See all the fat people out there? They didn't get that way by always being reasonable around food.
gibby1235 6
haha nice
drawing_a_blank 0
I bet it was one of those Mrs. Field's cookies.
allmidnighteyes 10
It's still like, in the high 70s/low 80s during the day in Florida. Joke's on them - they got a melty cookie.
Zebidee 8
This used to happen to me all the time when I owned a convertible. People would cut the roof, right next to a previous cut, rummage through the car and not even take anything (including a $5 note I had for emergency toll money). It was $1000 to re-skin the roof, so I didn't bother and just patched it. I'm not a supporter of an-eye-for-an-eye, but car thieves should have their frickin' hands cut off. Assholes.
1121osu2110 0
why do u have only one cookie in ur car? and why is it out in the open to where other people could see it. you would think that there would be more than one cookie and it would have better wrapping than what it had for someone to break into your car to steal your only cookie... YDI
tacobird123 7
if you give a mouse a cookie....
omfgitsbug 0
he'll want a glass of milk to go with it. and if you don't. he'll break into your car and take it.
justind2020 0
thats ur fault u shuld of ate it
Bieberqueeber 0
What kind of cookie is it?
gibby1235 6
dumbass
xXpeachesXx 0
I live in Ohio so just know I am NOT ragging on the US, but is anyone else surprised that with the climbing obesity levels here that someone is willing to break into a car for a cookie? I'm not. Fat people get desperate. lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I have to be fat to steal cookies now?
RedPillSucks 31
I don't think they broke into the car for the cookie. I think they broke into the car and couldn't find anything to steal, so they took the cookie.
daywalker26 0
ban all sales of cookies cause no one has self control! soon car insurance will raise country wide if you drive with a cookie! I'd hate to hear what you say about chronic masturbation! sand paper mittens?
xXpeachesXx 0
nope, but would you get all hot a sweaty putting effort into breaking into a car for a cookie? lol
drawing_a_blank 0
Are you speaking from experience?
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
82, yes, yes I would. Except I have a concience so I'd hate to do that to someone... I don't know how I'd survive if someone stole my cookie.
xXpeachesXx 0
does it look like I am? (no.)
SaintE_fml 0
that cookie was awesome **** The World