Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
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Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
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Top comments
Inked2009 0
YDI for handing your cellphone to someone you didn't know.
shamwowz 0
you were flirting with an asshole.
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Comments (109)
jmoose311 3
Maybe now you'll learn to stop skanking yourself out to complete strangers.
Jazzywrites007 2
she was *just* flirting. get the hell outta here You lonely bastard. *rolls eyes. HARD.*
CFR 0
Your reply made me laugh x) lol
xoxoRoseElixoxo 0
She was just flirting it is natural how do you expect someone to meet other people if they can't flirt.
expen_dable 0
so now people put the things they are doing while typing in *stars?* *puts pizza down and takes a sip of water*
mattmag 0
yes, expendable, that is how it has always been done *continues sitting in living room listening to roommate playing la bamba on guitar hero*
wutupbruh 0
i've always done it like this: -continues sitting at computer doing absolutely nothing-
awesomemegan 0
I'm more of a *pulls out her phone to check the time then stashes it away before someone can mug her*
Jazzywrites007 2
Throw the Tray! Clock his ass with the Traaaaaaay! =p
GrimReaper973 0
Thats why you don't let people you've known for 30 seconds hold your phone
Mvibes 0
30 minutes, not seconds
sunshine_9808 0
actuallly, she knew him for a whole 30 minutes
highonlife77 0
DUMBASS
zee209 0
YDI for flirting at work...It's rude and unprofessional.
philosopher 0
You've obviously never been to bars (plus strip clubs, nigh clubs, etc.), nearly any sales job (esp. on commission) and when you're around assholes like who took her phone.
zee209 0
What are you talking about? I work in retail, and I would never flirt with a customer. It's rude to them, and it's unprofessional, and you can lose your job.
CFR 0
That's...really stupid...he flirted with you for half an hour just to snag your phone in front of a bunch of people? Honestly, even the criminals are getting stupid today.
philosopher 0
Well... it worked unfortunately. =/ Agreed though.
ithedarkknight 0
lol wow that sucks... aww give me your number and i would call you up see how your doing and ask you whens the next time your free so i can ask you out and get to know you... =)
newguy_fml 0
you creepy ****
s_t_e_p_h 0
o.o
ithedarkknight 0
lmao i didnt mean i would do it know i meant if i was the guy who was talking to her i wouldnt have stolen her phone i would have done what i said up there the comment was based on what a normal person who approaches a girl would do geeeez people...
Petrolmonkey 0
Still creepy. Weirdo.
jess6blondie9 3
no kidding!
indy316 0
So there's this thing called "punctuation". It greatly improves ones life...ex: "Let's eat, Grandpa!" compared to "Let's eat Grandpa!"
cellist_fml 2
Idiot! You totally deserved that one.
fxdxhk90 0
Really? You don't have any common sense at all?
Pyrbaby 0
I don't think I can say anything that hasn't been said. Idiot.