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By AshamedDaughter - 17/08/2011 07:14 - Canada

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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By Dmessmer1 - 05/06/2016 08:37 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he can get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 08:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML

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Cheap and gross

By ilovemypup - 31/10/2016 11:20

Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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Jacobt24 19

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:50

Take some sugar packets, go to your crush, and say, "I think you dropped your nametag."

mthammer 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:50

Why not just get him to be your sugar daddy?

Comments

kenziem18 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:10

you need to find a new crush if he's working at mcdonalds, he'll never be able to take you out on a nice date working minimum wage!

womblebat 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:51

I thonk you could do better than someone who works at McDonalds.

bareback1 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:54

I wouldn't be too embarrassed. At least you're not the one behind the till, working at Mickey D's.

perdix 29

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:58

Everytime I see free Splenda available, I shove handfuls of packets down the front of my pants (have you seen how much that shut costs?), and suddenly I become popular with the ladies. ;) My daughter said that behavior embarrassed her, so when I'm in her presence, I shove the packets down the back of my pants and say I need a new Depends. Much better.

blele15 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:02

smh. some peoples parents are pretty embarassing.

ArsenalFan12 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:13

the til? wtf

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:01

Yeah. Surprise! There are other words for cashier in the world. In places like Canada, where the fml is from, it is much more common to call it a til. smh.