HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 161
You deserved it 10 799

Top comments

holymolybro 0
just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

Comments

Be happy she throw a baseball at you. She could have thrown a sharp object at you.You never know.....

Be happy she threw a baseball at you. It could have been a sharp object. You never know......

my mothers choice attention getter was my dad.... if he wasn't around, it was a big ass candle

I'm curious to know why your family possesses an ass candle.

I'm curious to know how she tosses the father.

least shes not smashing an egg over your head like everyone else seems to be doing.........

your own mum is hitting you with a baseball bat? that's abuse. call child support. 

@72 its a baseball not a bat just to clarify.

psst...you know what cures ADD? It's not meds, it's baseballs.