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wooowmom This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

HELLO?

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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holymolybro 0

Think fast! :D!

just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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Be happy she throw a baseball at you. She could have thrown a sharp object at you.You never know.....

Be happy she threw a baseball at you. It could have been a sharp object. You never know......

my mothers choice attention getter was my dad.... if he wasn't around, it was a big ass candle

I'm curious to know why your family possesses an ass candle.

I'm curious to know how she tosses the father.

think fast!

least shes not smashing an egg over your head like everyone else seems to be doing.........

your own mum is hitting you with a baseball bat? that's abuse. call child support. 

wow, that's one crazy bitch.

@72 its a baseball not a bat just to clarify.

psst...you know what cures ADD? It's not meds, it's baseballs.