Kids and Parents: HELLO?

HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 161

You deserved it 10 799

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holymolybro 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:57

Think fast! :D!

just_a_dude_ 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:00

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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Calyx_fml 21

Monday 6 June 2011 20:16

Throw it back at her. Catch!

clutchking50 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:13

haha bitch

prismis 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:52

why did it take you this long to figure it out? got hit by the ball too many times already?

Alexxxxxxxxxxxxx_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:59

She seems real easy going... LOL

butterflyz1961 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:31

YDI because your mom shouldn't have to call you twice.

xyz609 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:33

hay, sounds like my mom........... play date anyone? :)

bugmenotmofo 34

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:13

get rid of all of the baseballs

Lrollins01 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:11

I'll bet that everyone tht said u deserved this is a mom also throwing baseballs at their kids...

sbclove 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:06

Psycho much? She needs to chill the **** out!

SunshineDude 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:09

Look on the bright side, shes building quick reflexes

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