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wooowmom This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

HELLO?

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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holymolybro 0

Think fast! :D!

just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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SpectSelf 0

pay attention then dumbass.

jackiemoonthepro 5

maybe it's the in thing to do these days?

BamBarBiYaKergud 2

wake up lol

I'm sorry, what were u saying? my dad used to count...1...2...3...whack!

soulfulemo 0

hope you have good reflexes ..if not, yell her name, and even if she answers..throw it back

She's just trying to knock some sense into you.

sydneymwfca 10

omgg! throw it back(:

im sure that taught you to pay attention !

thebestof1984 0

child abuse.....