HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 157
You deserved it 10 799

Top comments

holymolybro 0
just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

Comments

Hey, now you can become a pro baseball catcher! :D

Don't let friends over. She might throw a bowling ball at them xD

she must of just started doing this...or you just always pay attention to her...

I think it's time to invest on a helmet... And a protective cup... In case the helmet isn't enough.

ohhheyythere91 4

Wtf...? Better keep a baseball bat on hand.

borkchop1992 15

i don't understand why a baseball bat! Obviously the OP wasn't paying attention or looking when it was thrown. They'd end up getting hit by it anyway if it only happens when OP doesn't pay ATTENTION.

if the OP does get hit with the ball while holding the bat, they can get immediate revenge.