wooowmom
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
HELLO?
Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML
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holymolybro 0
Think fast! :D!
just_a_dude_ 0
Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.
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TheGhostbuster 0
Throw knives back at her or shoot her with a proton gun
weesh40 1
hahaha you bettet start listening
jared280zx 0
next thing you know she's going to be throwing pots and pans at you.
TheGhostbuster 0
kill your mom..,, there I solved your problem
alicedbt 0
at least she doesn't throw the bat...
lauralavenderbab 0
well that's a first I hope you didn't get hurt
TheGhostbuster 0
I'd like to hurt u in a dirty way
momo1972 3
ohhh I like this woman a lot
Mell18 0
Then pay attention to your mom! Woman means business
btnhdude 0
I'll throw a baseball, right into your sensitive place.
SGT_DBL 15
Tell her you live in Canada. If she is going to throw an item of sports equipment at you then it needs to be a hockey puck.
TheDrifter 24
A puck might hurt someone. The ball from a "sport" as sissy as baseball must certainly be safer.
SGT_DBL 15
Its less a question of safety than of patriotism. In America you thorw baseballs. In Canada you throw hockey pucks. In Russia... kettle bells I suppose. Although in Russia I would imagine that the kettle bells throw you instead.