HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 123
You deserved it 10 789

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holymolybro 0

Think fast! :D!

just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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damn dude that sucks

lmfao_shame 9

it's not hard to catch..

your mom always has a constant source of baseballs around?

It is if she isn't looking at her mom when it's thrown....

Kefka91 15

it's hard to catch if he has the reflexes of a dead cat like I do.

ALWAYS...and I mean ALWAYS, carry a bat around, then.

bluekid7 5

OP needs to keep his eye on the ball

TheGhostbuster 0

maybe pay more attention to your parents dumbass

my mom has thrown worse

Atleast it's not a baseball bat..those can be a bitch

Everytime she tries to throw a baseball at you, throw a bowling bowl back at her.

Sheebaby187 0

Uh duh! BS ball ten times worse hows your pain!?

LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi 0

carry a pillow with u

TigerWoods101 0

22 - you have a dead cat?

holymolybro 0

Think fast! :D!

Better hope you answer after the baseball... The bat may come next!

Yogo_fml 7

#2, your pic is a win! :D

GreenMaze 0

Lesson learned, now get yourself a glove.

XXizzlerXX 0

atleast it gets ur attention

Daisie_Garcia 0

lol that sucks

WallyTheWombat 0

OP should just start throwing it back. Problem solved.

whoisthisgirl 4

3 how are you shy and out going..? also pull your shirt up a bit hun.

CokokoLa 0

HAHA u made my day with the shirt lol

74 you made me chuckle

Abusive parenting is not good parenting.

It's not abusive, it's a tennis ball. And she was just getting her attention.

Baseball! Not tennis ball haha

atomicbaboon 0

does she have a baseball on a string?or just an insanely large stash of baseballs within arm's reach at all times?

you bring up a valid point

just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

Oh yes knives, who could forget those when you've got the good ol' 2x4 with a rusted nail just DYInG to be used!

sydneymwfca 10

you cant forget about throwing bricks. lmao.

a bat could come in handy there

DrDreTheChronic 0

or just chuck it back at her

Well ain't that a bitch.

Never stay in the same room as her.

Lesson learned, another situation like this avoided.