wooowmom
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
HELLO?
Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML
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holymolybro 0
Think fast! :D!
just_a_dude_ 0
Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.
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DrJesse 10
damn dude that sucks
lmfao_shame 9
it's not hard to catch..
actionwaters 3
your mom always has a constant source of baseballs around?
CryMoreFMLs 15
It is if she isn't looking at her mom when it's thrown....
Kefka91 15
it's hard to catch if he has the reflexes of a dead cat like I do.
opendoorclosed 8
ALWAYS...and I mean ALWAYS, carry a bat around, then.
bluekid7 5
OP needs to keep his eye on the ball
TheGhostbuster 0
maybe pay more attention to your parents dumbass
sleepydeath 4
my mom has thrown worse
pertained 12
Atleast it's not a baseball bat..those can be a bitch
JohannMedina 0
Everytime she tries to throw a baseball at you, throw a bowling bowl back at her.
Sheebaby187 0
Uh duh! BS ball ten times worse hows your pain!?
LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi 0
carry a pillow with u
TigerWoods101 0
22 - you have a dead cat?
holymolybro 0
Think fast! :D!
Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
good reflexes helps
habest 2
Better hope you answer after the baseball... The bat may come next!
Yogo_fml 7
#2, your pic is a win! :D
GreenMaze 0
Lesson learned, now get yourself a glove.
XXizzlerXX 0
atleast it gets ur attention
Daisie_Garcia 0
lol that sucks
WallyTheWombat 0
OP should just start throwing it back. Problem solved.
whoisthisgirl 4
3 how are you shy and out going..? also pull your shirt up a bit hun.
CokokoLa 0
HAHA u made my day with the shirt lol
smellymellyy 7
74 you made me chuckle
Zmeilerr 22
Abusive parenting is not good parenting.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
It's not abusive, it's a tennis ball. And she was just getting her attention.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Baseball! Not tennis ball haha
HannahXHomicide 3
Agreed
atomicbaboon 0
does she have a baseball on a string?or just an insanely large stash of baseballs within arm's reach at all times?
Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
you bring up a valid point
just_a_dude_ 0
Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Oh yes knives, who could forget those when you've got the good ol' 2x4 with a rusted nail just DYInG to be used!
sydneymwfca 10
you cant forget about throwing bricks. lmao.
Mattsta123 5
a bat could come in handy there
DrDreTheChronic 0
or just chuck it back at her
jBordeniv 0
Well ain't that a bitch.
mexicotoucher 7
Never stay in the same room as her.
YacL 15
Lesson learned, another situation like this avoided.