Kids and Parents: HELLO?

HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 161

You deserved it 10 799

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holymolybro 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:57

Think fast! :D!

just_a_dude_ 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:00

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:03

Who keeps baseballs in the kitchen? Tell her to get back to your sammich.

rjflores 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:22

wear a glove.

titouan_fml 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:55

did you learn that the hard way?

IbanezSprinter 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:30

hahahaaha! listen to your mom then

some_shit 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:52

keepin yo ass in check

hamster_10 2

Monday 6 June 2011 0:59

look on the bright side, at least she's not inti bowling

izzabella43 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:58

can u say "Tiger mom"?

Uncle_Ben96 5

Monday 6 June 2011 2:54

SAME

Skatejock21 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:26

it's called obedience.

ComaStance 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:33

wear a cup homie

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Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 586

You deserved it 245

Today, it's been a week since my mother died. She had no life insurance and was over $20,000 in debt, plus her hospital/funeral bills. My father wants nothing to do with me as she was a one night stand and he never paid child support. I'm behind on rent and bills because I'm injured from work. Thanks for nothing, mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 495

You deserved it 143

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Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 584

You deserved it 4 664

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I agree, your life sucks 901

You deserved it 68

Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 367

You deserved it 1 258

Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 230

You deserved it 218

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 085

You deserved it 9 049

Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML

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You deserved it 8 185