Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 018
You deserved it 4 388

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Aspen_Grace33 27

Guess he was just that good in bed!!! On a more serious note, I'm hoping you're doing well.

he was probably just proud of himself that he could do that? I guess I'm trying to see the positive side of this

Comments

"When your legs don't work like they used to before..."

"And I can't sweep you off of your feet"

xmislysx 10

will your mouth still remember the taste of my love ☺️☺️

"Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks?"

And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70 :L

Holy shit I thought it was 17 not 70. Guess I need to open my ears

how do you know he laughed if you were unconscious ?

EmDizzle2007 28

which is the question I had. people on this site are so determined to try and build that karma that they don't even think about the idiocy of some of the stuff that gets posted here.

Sorry, but I totally would have laughed too. He did a good job if your legs were that weak though.

bad_boyfriend 10

I had a girlfriend get out of bed after sex and get a cramp in her foot that caused her to fall and hit her head. Just be happy you didn't knock yourself out and have to go to the hospital. No one believes you didn't hit the girl with the giant lump on her head and the concussion.

Was he laughing while you passed out or did he tell you later

My guess is that she came to and he was still laughing.