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By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Saturday 2 May 2020 12:47

I think he's a jerk but if you really do get hairy after one day, might be worth considering hair removal treatments like laser or ipl

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Saturday 2 May 2020 20:01

Tell him to grow up and keep going 😂😂😂

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Hangryko 31

Sunday 3 May 2020 9:00

Tell him the same thing.

notacatinatrenchcoat 4

Monday 4 May 2020 0:38

he's weak, leave him

Annies 17

Saturday 26 June 2021 4:40

Why the hell are people telling OP to lose weight? Hairy does not mean the same thing as fat.

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