Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
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Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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Shadic 0
What's with people trying to make vigilante justice over this? He was lazy so he let her in. She got the wrong impression and tried to hit on him. He's obviously had a long day at work, so he flat out tells her to stop trying. Maybe he's taken. Those who would attack the guy physically or professionally must be sociopaths or something. Plus, he totally saved her like, 5-10 bucks.
nodbor 11
don't take it so hard, he gets it all the time and is sick of it.
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Comments (74)
fantome_fml 0
meh at least you got in for free
rgje 0
dont assume every nice person is flirting with you...
mlwsoccer 0
Ha I can't believe I'm on FML. Yes I am lazy and didn't feel like filling out a guest pass. Yes I am taken.
member0987654321 0
he's probably like joking, flirting with you or whatever, even if he's not, you got in for free and there's PLEEEENTY of fish in the sea :]
drummergirl 0
hahahah this is hilarious, i work at the YMCA and if someone forgets their card or comes in with friends i just let them in all of the time. it is truely a pain to get all of the paperwork needed and putting a new person into the computer... half of the employees are only working there to get the free membership anyway :P
NekuSakuraba 0
You should have Tae Bo'd his ass!!!!
24788 6
Lol, at least you got into the gym for free!
gizmo_987 0
@ 4 horrible comeback @ 16, he was in a position to make that comment since the OP was the one flirting
kathira120 3
oooh lazy gym guys are sexy ;)
EmmyGrangerDC 0
HE shouldn't flatter himself becuz he thinks you're flirting with him...(which you were, but he doesn't need to know)