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By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Shadic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:24

What's with people trying to make vigilante justice over this? He was lazy so he let her in. She got the wrong impression and tried to hit on him. He's obviously had a long day at work, so he flat out tells her to stop trying. Maybe he's taken. Those who would attack the guy physically or professionally must be sociopaths or something. Plus, he totally saved her like, 5-10 bucks.

nodbor 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

don't take it so hard, he gets it all the time and is sick of it.

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FPsLife 5

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:31

Agree with #18,21, you were probably all over him >.>

hans12 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:58

lollz ouch dude. cute but meeean. ah well, at least you still got in for free

couldbeworse55 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:05

thank you 10 for the shred of sanity here... I don't get how this is FML material. She got in for free. Or maybe she's a he. Whatever. This basically boils down to "FML because a cute guy wasn't interested in me" ... give me a break.

seitosilver 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:47

"Don't flatter yourself, I'm gay"

Gringo_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:05

I've done that too many times.... Though noone ever flirts with me =[ lol

braFTW 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:32

Well, were you being presumptuous about your beaty?

Seegtease 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:39

Who cares? You're not his type. Get over it.

AlexJakubsen1 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:48

girl he was just teasing you. thats how men are taught to flirt, and you girls are supposed to like it.

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Monday 16 August 2010 6:16

WTF?

kapay 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 17:14

wtf? 1) Why would an employee that has to deal with the public be so rude. 2) Lazy+Gym should not go together. It's like those people who insist on parking in the first 5 spaces in the gym parking lot. You're at the gym. Park in the back and take a short walk.

cdj 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 17:41

#11 and anyone saying YDI - Just because she was trying to flirt doesn't mean she was fishing for compliments. It is possible to flirt without trying to fish for compliments or flatter yourself. When people flirt, at least the people I know, it's because they want to express their interest in someone as someone. There are people that do it to make themselves feel special, true, but who's to say the OP is one of them. It basically sounds like she got the wrong impression, which could be understandable because it would seem more likely that someone would risk their job to let one girl in because he was interested rather than let people in because he is lazy. I think the FML is more "FML that was really embarrassing in front of my friends and people in the gym" rather than "FML one boy doesn't like me." Granted, the guy could have been a little nicer about it too. I've gotten hit on at work plenty of times but I have a little more tact than just blurting out "don't flatter yourself." Yeah, some people get annoying, especially the drunk ones, but there's always a way to respectfully decline. It would be just as easy to say "sorry, I'm taken" or "sorry, I'm not interested." Even those are a lot less blunt than what he said.