Pranks and Geek: Gullible

Gullible

By anonymous - 25/06/2013 06:12 - United States - Cloquet

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 162

You deserved it 9 652

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By My friend is not Einstein - 13/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I was talking with a friend and somehow the topic of Albert Einstein popped up. He started referring to Einstein as American and I laughed. I then realized he was serious. My IQ has dropped even further from Einstein's as a result of this. FML

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You deserved it 170

What the…?

By lordoftheweird - 29/07/2021 10:59

Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 76

Why are you like this?

By Bea - 11/07/2021 17:59 - Brazil - Sao Paulo

Today, thinking it would be funny I tried tricking my boyfriend into thinking my grandparents were cousins, and that I was the product of incest. This would have been a great prank, if he hadn't have said, "You know what? That actually makes sense. It all makes sense now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 269

You deserved it 1 492

By Anonyme - 02/09/2015 04:21 - France - Mitry-mory

Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 165

You deserved it 7 747

By Razz - 15/07/2015 22:02 - Australia - Lilydale

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

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You deserved it 3 388

By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 183

You deserved it 44 171

By thanks babe - 06/10/2014 23:47 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 049

You deserved it 4 606

By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 611

You deserved it 23 870

By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 295

You deserved it 3 950

By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 018

You deserved it 8 238

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:46

You think THAT'S bad, once I convinced an entire online community that I was actually a doctor.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:44

Is this the same couple as the last fml like this? Either way he needs to educate himself.

Comments

olpally 32

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:47

Please bitch slap the stupid out of him. Better yet, don't breed with him, sounds like a total meatball.

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:02

All she has to do is tell him if he has sex anymore his penis falls off. It'll also fall off he tells anyone about that!

evilplatypus 38

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:17

How dare you insult meatballs like that!

olpally 32

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:18

Lol, great replies! :) hahaha.

Andosworld 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:47

He's either really stupid, or knows not to argue with a woman..

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:55

In which case he's actually smarter than a lot of people! Oh, how the tables have turned!

Melix 31

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:47

He's probably pranking you, or at least I hope so..

Schiffy 18

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:48

Maybe he was saying that he knew you were bored out of your mind.

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:49

Is it any harder to believe that than Lady Gaga portraying himself as a woman?

Ki11erC 18

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:52

Or is this that he can't be bothered arguing with you over it and just agrees to get you to shut up?

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:58

It's more likely that he just agreed with OP to shut her up.

Posthuman 26

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:03

You should have stopped with the slugs

vencku 13

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:15

Given that we had a very similar snail-slug FML just a few days ago, this isn't really funny. I'm surprised this got through moderation.

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:16

Smart guys listen to Dr. Phil: "Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?" I wish I'd have learned this earlier -- I would have quietly accepted a lot of wrong shit and been blissfully happy. Of course, if I did that, there never would have been a perdix.