Pranks and Geek: Gullible

Gullible

By anonymous - 25/06/2013 06:12 - United States - Cloquet

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

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You deserved it 9 652

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By My friend is not Einstein - 13/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I was talking with a friend and somehow the topic of Albert Einstein popped up. He started referring to Einstein as American and I laughed. I then realized he was serious. My IQ has dropped even further from Einstein's as a result of this. FML

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You deserved it 170

What the…?

By lordoftheweird - 29/07/2021 10:59

Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 76

Why are you like this?

By Bea - 11/07/2021 17:59 - Brazil - Sao Paulo

Today, thinking it would be funny I tried tricking my boyfriend into thinking my grandparents were cousins, and that I was the product of incest. This would have been a great prank, if he hadn't have said, "You know what? That actually makes sense. It all makes sense now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 269

You deserved it 1 492

By Anonyme - 02/09/2015 04:21 - France - Mitry-mory

Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 165

You deserved it 7 747

By Razz - 15/07/2015 22:02 - Australia - Lilydale

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

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You deserved it 3 388

By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 183

You deserved it 44 171

By thanks babe - 06/10/2014 23:47 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 049

You deserved it 4 606

By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 611

You deserved it 23 870

By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 295

You deserved it 3 950

By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 018

You deserved it 8 238

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:46

You think THAT'S bad, once I convinced an entire online community that I was actually a doctor.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:44

Is this the same couple as the last fml like this? Either way he needs to educate himself.

Comments

Jod33Kitch3n 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:20

I hate when people do that.

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:25

lol thats hilarious

measday21 5

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:37

He wasn't black!

cornyrob 33

Thursday 13 October 2016 11:56

She didn't say "black."

Californialuvv 7

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:38

Such a brilliant boyfriend.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:41

Maybe he thought you seriously thought it and was trying to see if you were or not? :P

arre2006 19

Tuesday 25 June 2013 21:07

Way to date a moron op....

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 16:43

congrats. you're dating an idiot

Messeract 4

Thursday 20 March 2014 7:46

Speaking of Albert Einstein...

Nat52482 25

Tuesday 28 April 2015 22:08

When my friend was in kindergarten she convinced all her friends that she was actually a cat in human form.

xxNeesaa 4

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:07

I convinced my husband that if white girls suck black dick too much they'll get a black ring around their mouths and the guys dick turns white, also happens if he masturbates too much ??? the best part is my friend who has a black husband went in on the joke ?