Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said, 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
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18legalawesome 0
You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.
123man 11
It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.
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Comments (196)
LadyAlathia 0
I wish my husband's bandmates had girlfriends like that - ones that would LEAVE if they didn't respect the fact that they're dating someone dedicated to a creative pursuit. Then they might get an actual PRACTICE in once in a while. A practice that isn't interrupted by cell phones whinging about "where ARE you?!?" every three seconds. Goddamn Yokos.
rockstarK9 0
thank you!
giratina16 0
hahaha YDI don't be such an idiot if she doesn't like your music get over god not everyone has to like it.
lydia_cheyenne 0
i understand why you said that. if your going to be with someone they should be supportive for you as you should for them
iwadasn 33
By "supportive," you seem to mean "having the exact same opinion as he does." She can dislike his band's music without being unsupportive of his being a musician. It's just her personal opinion.
vmimo 0
YDI for taking your music that serious.Clearly, your music isn't that good.
f_u_u_f_f 0
Seen on a bumper sticker on a car: "I used to be in a band, now I just play with myself."
Rubester 0
Ha, genius. Um, yeah, OP, you're an obvious douche bag. YDI, but not FML, because you wanted a resolution and you got it. Stop whining.
maverick1031 0
Dumb way to break up, girl and music are 2 different things. Glad she walked out on ya. YDI
theDIVA_NL 3
ur fault...ur music could suckk to her. like maverick1031 said..girls an music are 2 COMPLETELY different things so YDI
davidomke 0
did you just write to gamescoop?
Zezing 0
Ah I see you're from BC Canada. So many losers here trying to become rockstars ... sigh.. Ydi, get a job douchebag
Rhaegar 0
LMAO. How long does it take your girlfriend to get over relationships? I might be calling her soon... She sounds way cooler than you.