Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said, 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
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18legalawesome 0
You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.
123man 11
It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.
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Comments (196)
RubixMonkey 0
Okay Robinhood, you and your merry band need to wake up. We don't know why you and your girl split but I think you should rethink your life. If your girlfriend doesn't respect your band, maybe you just aren't good. Or maybe you spend more time on the band than her. I am not saying having a hobby is a bad thing, but next time choose someone who understands your lifestyle choice. Did you take her seriously when she said she didn't like your band. Perhaps if you had listened then it wouldn't have come down to this, date a girl into band geeks.
evilnixon 0
Don't give someone an ultimatum unless you're ready for both outcomes.
IdolChatter 0
YDI - Don't ask a question you don't want the answer to.
Sure_Thing 0
As someone who has been in a variety of bands for years, and who has had girlfriends throughout, I can honestly say that you're an absolute ass. You shouldn't have to threaten people to appreciate your music. Also, unless you're the next Beatles, there will inevitably be people who don't like you, especially at first. Embrace that, learn from it, change because of it. And if you can't keep your music and your personal life separate, you should really sit down and rethink your lifestyle choices. You have no idea how many interviews I've read of married musicians in popular bands who say "My wife really doesn't listen to my music all that much." You're probably not that good, nobody likes your music, the end.
MoonTiger 4
You sir, are an idiot. If she doesn't take your "band" seriously, then it sure has a reason, you can't MAKE someone take you seriously, if you're completely ridiculous
I_am_stupid_also 6
If you can't take your former GF's opinion of your music seriously, you don't deserve her pussy.
iwadasn 33
Win
gazerock123 0
YDI! Maybe your music is shit! Learn to respect other people's opinions!
Subjectzero 0
you are a moron. highschool i bet.
HotSauce_fml 0
good for her! your bands gay anyways, fag.
brokenstrides 0
YDI, your band probably sucks anyway!