Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said, 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
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18legalawesome 0
You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.
123man 11
It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.
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Comments (196)
Inoku 0
YDI for emotional blackmail. It's not her fault your band is not her cup of tea (or is downright terrible, one of the two).
Bathory_fml 0
You deserve it for setting up such a stupid ultimatum. Also, your girlfriend deserves someone better.
SheriffBart 0
Perhaps you should take your band a bit less seriously. Pussy outranks your rock and roll dreams.
perdix 31
Who are you, Yoko Ono?
Intoxicunt 6
#43 FTW.
KillaKingPerrie 4
Have fun dieing a virgin.
Sugar_Celebi 0
YDI for being a cocky jerk.
LordInnocent 0
Why would you assume his band was more important to him that his girl? He said he wants her to take the band seriously, that is, not blow them off or laugh at them... I don't think that's asking a lot.
TheOtherNewest1 6
I get wanting your girlfriend to respect your dreams. That said, she doesn't have to take the music seriously or like it. Different people like different shit. Get over yourself, because you'll probably be working in a cubicle in a year or two.
ultraslick 0
you couldn't YDI this more. What an arrogant douche. What is she supposed to do, scream and cry when you sing your Limp Bizkit wannabe tracks? Now you're gonna write a lame song about this
HelloMyName 0
Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
crumsnatcha 4
Zoidberg ftw haha.
DynamicDave 11
YDI for a. Being a controlling dickwad and giving your girlfriend ultimatums and b. Being in a sucky band. I hope your band auditions for a recording contract and fails epically.