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By minimoonpie - Australia Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML I agree, your life sucks 31004 You deserved it 2682 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Jose Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML I agree, your life sucks 45736 You deserved it 2749 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Houston Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML I agree, your life sucks 48420 You deserved it 2761 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crazytown - United States - Denver Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 46267 You deserved it 4663 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my college charged me for tuition for next semester. I graduated 2 years ago. I have a degree from a place too stupid to only charge current students. FML I agree, your life sucks 30531 You deserved it 2324 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fml - United States - Billerica Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny and made a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent,"Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML I agree, your life sucks 715 You deserved it 2986 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FMyThroat - Peru - Lima Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 31589 You deserved it 2806 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML I agree, your life sucks 30030 You deserved it 5931 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Randall - United States Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML I agree, your life sucks 41531 You deserved it 3420 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - New Zealand - Palmerston North Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML I agree, your life sucks 29684 You deserved it 2146 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tulisa - United States - Alexandria Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML I agree, your life sucks 32259 You deserved it 4425 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nanuka_g - United States Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML I agree, your life sucks 33397 You deserved it 3463 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sushi hater - United States Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later, I found myself on the toilet, violently voiding my bowels. I essentially paid to have liquid orange shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 31416 You deserved it 7480 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dajfleasd - United States Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 39977 You deserved it 27667 201 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Stockton Today, I found out the record label I was talking to was actually just my friends who have way too much time on their hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 44997 You deserved it 5660 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blegh - United Kingdom Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML I agree, your life sucks 47961 You deserved it 8832 370 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nicoleee - United States Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML I agree, your life sucks 25948 You deserved it 4040 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LittleFriend Today, I was told I will receive no Christmas or birthday presents for the next 3 years because my parents paid for my rhinoplasty. I needed it because my 12-year-old brother smashed my nose with a hammer in a fit of rage. FML I agree, your life sucks 5811 You deserved it 278 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Memphis Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML I agree, your life sucks 37857 You deserved it 3069 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous They Do. Today, my boyfriend told me he would be really disappointed if we had kids before we got married, because it would ruin our plans to go to Disney World for our honeymoon. Apparently, kids ruin vacations. FML I agree, your life sucks 1108 You deserved it 995 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jess - United States Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML I agree, your life sucks 56965 You deserved it 5019 273 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By flaps - United States Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML I agree, your life sucks 10693 You deserved it 95243 196 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SadOldBag - United States - Estero Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 3086 You deserved it 210 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lovefool - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML I agree, your life sucks 29584 You deserved it 2822 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ElleSavage Today, I finally found a dress I'd been missing for months. It was in a casket, on my recently deceased cousin. FML I agree, your life sucks 4684 You deserved it 254 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sophistication - United States Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML I agree, your life sucks 43060 You deserved it 3211 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lizzy Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML I agree, your life sucks 11901 You deserved it 2658 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By OverweightTeen - Canada Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML I agree, your life sucks 12939 You deserved it 24824 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dJ21 - Guam Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML I agree, your life sucks 31375 You deserved it 3706 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nxydolli - United Kingdom Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML I agree, your life sucks 20117 You deserved it 56263 306 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 1488 You deserved it 84 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML I agree, your life sucks 1625 You deserved it 267 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yeah - United States Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML I agree, your life sucks 14696 You deserved it 27640 226 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AntiBobTheBuilder - United States Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML I agree, your life sucks 25347 You deserved it 3011 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United States - Toledo Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML I agree, your life sucks 22595 You deserved it 1462 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KtSue - United States Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 23327 You deserved it 1874 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ConnorFails - United States Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 55953 You deserved it 17034 178 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rissa Warrington - Canada Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML I agree, your life sucks 33728 You deserved it 4664 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/1/2021 13:58 - Germany - Ebersbach Shove it, lady Today, my neighbor complained that the trailers and sheds in my yard are ruining her view. The same neighbor who built her house right above my property, thereby ruining my view, and leaving not even enough space for a hedge in between. FML I agree, your life sucks 807 You deserved it 59 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/5/2020 17:00 He'll understand when he's older Today, I was reading one of the numerous Thomas the Tank Engine books to my 3-year-old, train obsessed, nanny kid. They needed tinder to relight Thomas's firebox. I laughed when reading this and told him, "I have Tinder too!" He's convinced I'm a train. FML I agree, your life sucks 512 You deserved it 1538 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent... I agree, your life sucks 351 You deserved it 66 2 Comments
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 760 You deserved it 164 7 Comments