Gross, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Gross

Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By Chad69 - 17/09/2025 22:00

Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

fckin narsty make her buy you new ones

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:58

that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?

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bioclock 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:18

#9 Did you read the whole thing? She already said that she hadn't even worn some of them yet.

LyLa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:22

That is groady. Ew.

puhffft 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:26

That is positively foul. Ugh.

life_is_a_hooker 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:31

That is BEYOND disgusting. Make that bitch buy you brand new underwear that YOU pick out AT THE STORE. And what kind of stains were they? Blood or poop? THAT'S SO GROSS!!!! Plus, how long has it been since she'd done laundry anyway? Does that girl only have a few days work of undies?!!! EWWWWWWW!! What a bitch!

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:39

Yes number 11, I read the whole thing. You clearly didn't read my post before trying to be snarky about it though, lol, or you wouldn't be telling me she clearly said she they were underwear she hadn't worn. lol Might want to go back and read what I actually wrote

Lotus_Eater 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:40

That's horrible! I am so sorry that had to happen to you. However, knowing people like her, I doubt she will agree to buying you new underwear. :(

SickOrSane 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:42

You think a stingy **** like that will pay up? Pawn some of her shit and go shopping.

babbu18 0

Friday 22 July 2011 0:22

Take as much money out of her purse as you can while she's taking a bath or whatever

howdidithappen 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:50

That is killer gross. Like seriously. GROSS. Get her to buy some new owns. If she doesn't...find a new roommate.

sugar45879 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:51

that's awful! I would definitely confront her!

bioclock 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:57

#15 You're right, I missed where it said "It could have been worse". Wasn't trying to be snarky, though. I honestly thought you'd misread it. Remember, not everyone on the internet is a wanksty little bitch.