@34 - the guy im dating is way neater than I am - OCD neat. I know what you're talking about. I came home last night to him vacuuming the apt. its kind of nice having a superneat guy cause it keeps me on my toes, but sometimes, when im exhausted after working out or a long day at work - the LAST thing i want to do is clean and i still have to.

I would get her to pay for new ones and trash the current ones because she might have some STD or something

Absolutely nasty room mate.. she owes you a VS shopping spree. What's with hot sauce in the privates being the revenge of choice lately?

don't pawn her shit. i actually got rear ended a few months ago and waited patiently for the cops (i was on the clock as a pizza driver). when they got there, they got everything worked out then arrested me because there was a warrant out for my arrest. turned out that the warrant was for pawning property that wasn't mine. now i can't be a manager at my place of work because i'm a felon... sad day...

Forget the underwear. Get a new roommate. If she's that unhygienic, you have bigger things to worry about than missing undies.

Is it in college? Request a new roomate?

Ew! Stained with what???? Smack her and kick her the F out! Then make her give you money to buy more. Don't make her buy them, she'll wear them again.

Forget having her wash them..... she owes you 6 new pairs. and if you can't get rid of her... get a key-lock for your door.

bitch slap that bitch

Hide the rest of your clean unmentionables except for one. Put itching powder in the one. Wait, watch and laugh :)