Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
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Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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chunkofchange 0
fckin narsty make her buy you new ones
frankoisdarkel 0
that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?
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MonkeySpeaks 4
@34 - the guy im dating is way neater than I am - OCD neat. I know what you're talking about. I came home last night to him vacuuming the apt. its kind of nice having a superneat guy cause it keeps me on my toes, but sometimes, when im exhausted after working out or a long day at work - the LAST thing i want to do is clean and i still have to.
ElleEnvy 0
I would get her to pay for new ones and trash the current ones because she might have some STD or something
MCart_fml 0
Absolutely nasty room mate.. she owes you a VS shopping spree. What's with hot sauce in the privates being the revenge of choice lately?
KingMissile9 0
don't pawn her shit. i actually got rear ended a few months ago and waited patiently for the cops (i was on the clock as a pizza driver). when they got there, they got everything worked out then arrested me because there was a warrant out for my arrest. turned out that the warrant was for pawning property that wasn't mine. now i can't be a manager at my place of work because i'm a felon... sad day...
midnyte 0
Forget the underwear. Get a new roommate. If she's that unhygienic, you have bigger things to worry about than missing undies.
Lou_Briccant 0
Is it in college? Request a new roomate?
Fa7_fml 0
Ew! Stained with what???? Smack her and kick her the F out! Then make her give you money to buy more. Don't make her buy them, she'll wear them again.
were_giraffe 2
Forget having her wash them..... she owes you 6 new pairs. and if you can't get rid of her... get a key-lock for your door.
yuyo_fml 0
bitch slap that bitch
1000101 1
Hide the rest of your clean unmentionables except for one. Put itching powder in the one. Wait, watch and laugh :)