Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
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Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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0RedPenguin0 8
That's disgusting. How hard is it to tell the difference between a vase and a trash can?
person961 9
Bloody hell! That's gross
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Comments (136)
Metallica36176 16
wait.....tampons or appicators. if she throws her used tampons in there that's disgusting and why they make them out of special cotton and stuff to flush down the toilet. If its the applicators, its still gross and I'm sorry.
mariab01 3
ow that's just gross.. lol
TheyCallMeDamien 17
That's why roommates need separate bathrooms.
Austyn57 1
just threw up a lil bit in my mouth
Eiregal2 10
Does she not have any sense of smell? Because used sanitary products, even one alone, smell horrendous! I can't even begin to imagine how they smell all together and old like that, ick!
Derrrrrrp32 6
Poor you, yuck x infinity
dumborock77 1
That's disgusting!!! Makes me wanna throw up!
alwayswinning123 7
Get her back by putting them on her bed
scottkcco 0
You shouldve said "im not a hooker and your not going to have my seat anymore " in russian
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Oh roomates... What will you do without em?