Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
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Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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0RedPenguin0 8
That's disgusting. How hard is it to tell the difference between a vase and a trash can?
person961 9
Bloody hell! That's gross
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Comments (136)
jcapbubbles0408 6
I almost can't find words that's so disgusting. Sorry your roommate is a douche OP.
Awsumuzzie 12
The vase isn't even the problem. It's the fact that the roommate hasn't taken out her trash for so long. How can she not be ashamed of her stench getting everywhere?
v1kt4r 13
This is what I wanna know!! So confused ryt nw...
GigiMcGee 9
Her trash is in the vase. She mistook the vase for a trashcan -.-
Awsumuzzie 12
24, even if she thought the vase was the trashcan, shouldn't she empty it?
ManInTheMachine 19
Dude, you're an ignorant bitch or something?
alycion 38
I empty my bathroom trash every couple of days whether it's full or not. If I'm discarding used feminine products, it goes out every night. I can see making an honest mistake over the vase being a trash can, but the point if not emptying her own trash in that long is a strong one. Time to discuss a chore list with trash and cleaning the vase at the top of it for her.
acetheone 8
that's just gross on so many levels. can't imagine how that stinks.
loserman67 35
Well, that does stink, no pun intended, but you do kind of deserve it afterall. Who puts an antique vase on the floor in a bathroom? You need to decorate a little differently.
DarkRemorse 1
It was by the sink. The sink in your house is on the floor?
jaycooter 0
SO TRUE!!!!! LMFAO
hellonyancat 6
Maybe it was one of the really big vases.
lmfao_shame 9
Why the hell is your old antique vase beside the sink? This is your fault.
severe_fml 3
Imagine the confusion amongst archaeologists when they discover your vase a thousand years from now.
abceasyas123abc 12
At least there'll be ample amounts of organic material for them to study to get to know us a little better. Great.
doodlecloud 26
That must have smelled so awful...did she really not smell it herself? She just sounds like a generally disgusting person...hopefully you won't be stuck with her any longer than necessary.
jjuk 7
Well to be completely honest one can easily mistake an ancient vase for a trash can, just sayin....
olpally 32
*gag* maybe Quagmire would like them??? Nah, that's just ******* disgusting... Make her throw that out... *shudders*
MassiveBerry 9
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