Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
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Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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0RedPenguin0 8
That's disgusting. How hard is it to tell the difference between a vase and a trash can?
person961 9
Bloody hell! That's gross
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Comments (136)
noisebox 1
Yes definitely put the container in her room by her bed so she can dream about rotten fish zombies attacking her. It's hard to imagine she can't smell it herself.....
drkate25 30
I agree, move that shit to her bedroom, turn the heat up and shut the door. When she gets home leave a note on her door asking her to toss her trash next time.
photoquilty 6
Why is your antique vase in the bathroom?
olpally 32
For those wondering why an antique vase is in the bathroom, it's for decoration and to show op has some style... it's common to have things like that in a bathroom... If not, tell me I'm wrong op.
outoftown 26
I get the decoration part. But why didn't OP have a distinct trash can (with liner) next to the sink? The absence of one is simply not sanitary, and OP's fault.
sammieshortcake 15
No where does it say she doesn't have a trash can. Maybe the roommate thought the vase was like the small metal tray in public bathrooms that have for "sanitary items"
stonedfishies 10
I'd make her clean it out.
stormchaser24 24
Why put an antique in a bathroom? That seems like it should be in your room or somewhere else.
jaycooter 0
Simple solution, empty and wash it
nuffsaidboutthat 4
Perhaps she is a vampire and wishes to save them up to make tea.
pennies_lane 6
for everyone hung up on why the vase was in the bathroom in the first place... who gives a shit! that's not the point... the point is, the roommate is not only a dirty bitch, but a THICK, dirty bitch!
hellonyancat 6
And she was just leaving them there expecting someone else to empty it? Ick. I hope you've had words with her about this.
jim_bolicious 4
that's nasty