Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
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EvilLilCupcake 10

Instead of throwing a plate at his head, like in the movies. Throw a toothbrush.

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eddeeezzyy 19

I find this hard to ********** to...

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breakdowns 2

He's trying to become close with you. Let him be himself.

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EvilLilCupcake 10

Yes. Because every time I want to become closer to someone, I ask for their fingernail...

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RadioOctopus 16

Me and my boyfriend have a strange closeness like that.. I understand what he's saying. Every couple has their own ways of showing each other their love :). I play with his face and sometimes we will play with each others mouths with our hands without noticing and feel eachothers teeth an stuff, it's just how close we are.

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DjeePee 24

Playing with eachothers mouth =/= demanding the finger nail of your spouse to clean your teeth. Just sayin'.

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sleepyolivia 14

I bet anything that 33 and her boyfriend are white.

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Pentium_4 27

that sounds effective. fight worthy = no

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Private_Parking 3

Throw a big 'ol bottle of mouthwash at him!! Maybe he'll learn his lesson.

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loserboii 11

Tell him to invest in Listerine instead of going back to the 18th century ways.

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BrysGirl27 14

Ohhh boy....hahaha instead of i scratch your back you scratch mine...its I scratch your teeth you scratch mine:p

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onedeadfukk 0

Wowzerz ^^^^^ really??? nice pun tho!!

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DjeePee 24

This one wins the 'Dirtiest FML of the Day' price.

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stewpididiot 11

Yeh.. They prolly pop each others zits too !

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paschale 7

Isn't that what you signed up for when you got married?

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