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What a lovely guy

By pull your goddamn weight! - 15/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my husband. I told him we’re a stereotypical couple, where the wife is exhausted from doing all the housework and raising the kids. He looked me in the eye and told me I’m lucky he’s still around after how I “let myself go after the third kid.” I have diastasis recti. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 17:01

Today, I asked my husband to talk and he got the most tired and “Here we go again” look and then asked what he’d done wrong this time. Apparently, I get mad at him so often that now every time we talk, he immediately assumes he did something wrong. I think I’m a horrible wife. FML

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By American Idiot - 20/09/2016 19:25 - United States - Duluth

Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML

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Deadbeat

By Puffy - 06/04/2023 04:00

Today, I’m packing up to leave my home and move back to my mother's with my newborn a week postpartum, all because when I was at the hospital, I overheard my husband say to his buddy on the phone that this “father stuff” is way more than he bargained for and that he’s tired of pretending to find me attractive. FML

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What a cult

By not the same thing! - 12/10/2021 08:00 - United States

Today, I had an argument with my husband. I’m a stay at home with a 6, 3 and one year-old. He insisted that we homeschool, so I literally never get a break. When I told him I need people to talk to, he replied, "Why? You talk to the kids all day!” God forbid I should interact with other adults. FML

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In sickness but mainly in health

By Tiff - 27/11/2023 16:00

Today, during our wedding, my new husband said that he’d divorce me if I “let myself go.” Later, he couldn’t understand why I'd got upset and told me, “Why are you so worked up for? If you don’t want that to happen, just eat healthy and exercise daily, it's not that hard.” FML

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Extreme cooking

By oldmold - 23/07/2020 17:01

Today, my husband and I got into a huge argument. He called me wasteful for throwing out old food. He insisted that you can simply pick the mold off and the food was perfectly fine. He’s going to kill our kids. FML

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Asshat

By Julissa - 25/02/2021 00:30

Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML

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What a charmer

By Anonymous - 30/05/2020 23:05

Today, after surgery on Monday, I can’t do much because of where my scars are until they heal. My husband won’t clean the house at all, dishes are all over my kitchen bar, laundry is all piled up by the washing machine. When I asked for help, he said it’s not his job. FML

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Better off

By BooblessWife - 18/05/2023 03:00

Today, my husband announced he’s no longer attracted to me and wants a divorce because I got a needed double mastectomy. When I reminded him of his wedding vows, “In sickness and in health” he said that he thought that meant “the flu or something, not this shit.” FML

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By Soontobeedivorced - 13/03/2022 22:00

Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML

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VsMama7 5

Tuesday 16 August 2022 3:36

Girl, & that’s when you should walk the **** away. Let him do it without you

vchan 20

Tuesday 16 August 2022 5:39

She means that because of pregnancy, her abdominal muscles separated. You can be thin and still have it. Your tummy will « bulge out ». You can try to do very specific exercises to lessen the problem, but it takes time. (Normal exercices may worsen the problem). After 3 pregnancy it may be harder. A surgery can be the solution if you risk hernia.

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VsMama7 5

Tuesday 16 August 2022 3:36

Girl, & that’s when you should walk the **** away. Let him do it without you

Brightside86 29

Tuesday 16 August 2022 4:29

Diastasis recti is a treatable condition not an excuse to let your body go...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 August 2022 4:33

So, I guess that means no anal sex? I'm afraid to Google it, but I'm guessing it means you have a jacked-up rectum.

vchan 20

Tuesday 16 August 2022 5:39

SJKatt 15

Tuesday 16 August 2022 6:06

Extra rank, OP. Sorry. Even if you didn't have a painful medical condition this would be a ****** up thing to say to someone. Divorce might be in your future.

IHaveThePower 16

Tuesday 16 August 2022 6:11

I will drive over there and help you hide the body.

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 16 August 2022 15:51

Time for a divorce because he basically just said he does not give a shit about you, if he truly loves you your body would not be an issue ,he sounds like a real jackass time to nail him with a ton of child support.

Brightside86 29

Thursday 18 August 2022 7:14

or she could just exercise a bit and maybe have minor surgery...this doesn't have to be a big deal.

core01 30

Wednesday 17 August 2022 5:04

The old "destroy her self-esteem so she'll be grateful to work like a dog for me". Call his bluff. If he does cheat, take half his shit. If he doesn't, hand him a broom.