Kids: Gold digger

Gold digger

By itswhateverr - 03/05/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML

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Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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By Anon. - 28/03/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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philadelphianus 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

sometimes say things like that to my mom but i'm old enough that she knows i'm not entirely serious.. you should give it to her when you die and it'll mean the world to her and she'll remember how she wanted it since she was a little girl

esagalyn 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.

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insane_chick 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:30

Oh snap! She probably doesn't understand death yet and didn't fully mean what she said. Still that's rude.

WillGetBetter 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:32

haha #25! rofl!

Creat1ve 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:39

oh...uhh....i didn't know that was offensive....i always ask my parents that question....if they die can i have that....now i feel bad =[

FML_onceinawhile 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:42

BS, grandmothers don't use fml.

chalkdust 4

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:43

I find it hard to believe that a grandmother has a username like "itswhateverr". Still, this one made me laugh my ass off. FYL.

yer_maw 1

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:46

so? i would do that and i'm 17 and yeah #56

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:49

When I was little, I told my grandfather that I wanted one of his recipes when he died. Don't take it personally, little kids do that kind of stuff all the time. :D

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:54

Young children are hypercritical; think nothing of it. And like someone else said, little girls are attracted to shiny or sparkly things. So yeah...

x_eyebrows 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:58

Aww, don't worry about that. Children have short attention spans - I used to think the same thing when I saw my grandmother's pretty jewelry. I focused more on having them, not her being dead. So no worries!