Give it back

By aliixmaee - 09/08/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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heyhihello95 12

You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.

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whyask 0

well wtf. do yooh want her to give it back?

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CarsCanBeBlue 4

You should find her take your kidney back and leave her in a sketchy hotel bathtub full of ice. That's what I would do.

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pinkpantha1977 2

Seriously ?! The chances of you being a match as a non relative are something like a million to one so your talking shut about her having one of your kidneys !

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Musickal 16

Actually, it's closer to 10,000 to one. Stranger things have happened.

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jhfireboy 6

I'm sorry mate. If it's not meant to be, then it's not.meant to be...

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lizzieislovely 11

To be fair, it's not fair on either of them if she stays with him just because he gave her a kidney... He made his choice to give it to her which is admirable but it doesn't bind them for life. But FYL dude. You can't even get wasted to feel better...

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rockstar1400 5

You must be a lousy lover

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danny1560 0

so what your saying is you want to kill her for breaking up with you?

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