Give it back

By aliixmaee - 09/08/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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heyhihello95 12

You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.

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emogirlraves 0

I'm sorry bout that but atleast you know she's a kidney *****

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smhlqnick 0

That sucks! You should wait until you run into her one day with a new man and ask how your kidney is.

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shamille 5

A kidney is not a contract. Alternate comment: when she said put a ring on it, she didn't mean the loop of henle!

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Zafrina15 13

What did you expect? For her to give it back? A kidney donation isn't a promise to be with you forever, you know. That's marriage.

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OsirisFaction_fml 5

You could seriously work some voodoo on the ****.

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rawrisforsami 13

A kidney isn't a promise to be with you forever? It was great that you did that for her, but did you expect her to give it back? This would make a lot more sense if she only stayed with you until she got a kidney, but since that was a year ago, it is irrelevant.

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mrdiehler 0

Well how are u gonna get it back isn't it inside her

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