Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Top comments
wenwenno 4
I've never understood why people make a fake account.
Angel157 8
Well fake people do tend to have more friends nowadays
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Comments (101)
brandonjd25 3
If you're worthless enough to make a make fb account. You deserve it. Oh and congrats on actually getting some attention via this app. Enjoy it while it lasts...
desertpunk75 11
FYL. I have two FB accounts, one for family and one for close friends. Neither have real info, but they already know who I am. Just keeps idiots from finding me.
Deva27 0
Who makes fake accounts. It is better just to get out more. And meet more people.
Cassandrax731 5
Fake account? So you're either a pedophile or a secret agent. I wonder which it is.
jayfreeman80 0
Well WTF do you expect??? Fake FB Account??? Really??? You are a delusional twit - also a lier for creating a fake account - you have LOOSER all about you!!! Now go have a Birthday party with all your imaginary FB FRIENDS!!! What a dork
vbmg152 19
Lol! Good answer!
troublegum 21
The irony of writing 'loser' in capitals and spelling it wrong.
vbmg152 19
YDI
vbmg152 19
FaceBook sucks anyway! Who would make one account much less two?
patebishop 7
I'm 6'1"
FatTony2010 4
A fake account? How does that work?
Shadowkatt 0
your a loser. seriously.