Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Top comments
wenwenno 4
I've never understood why people make a fake account.
Angel157 8
Well fake people do tend to have more friends nowadays
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Comments (101)
reddudeover 2
The fake you has better photoshopping.
groupleader 7
Happy birthday....dumbass
ToewsIsMyBro19 6
beauty pic groupleader
perdix 31
That's why so many people are phonies. Their real personalities often suck, so the make up fake ones that are popular and/or interesting.
gracehi 33
The fake you is always infinitely cooler than the real you. The fake me is a shape shifting super human sorcereress queen from another dimension. The real me just can't compete with that. :(
Trisha_aus 15
I bet your kitty can
gracehi 33
Do not call His Royal Highness, "kitty," you ignorant mortal. It gravely offends His Grace, King Fuzzybottom of the werecats. Do not fret, though. I have explained to him that you are a mere commoner among the rabble of this strange land, and could not know of His Majesty. You are spared his wrath.
imavelociraptor 6
Can we be best friends???
gracehi 33
See? Just a glimpse of fake me talking about my fake cat and you want to be best friends. Point *puts on sunglasses* proven.
swampbaby985 30
Right after I read "fake Facebook account" I stopped reading and pressed YDI.
DocBastard 40
I hardly believe there are 900 million people on Facebook. It's probably closer to 10 million, and the rest are morons like you who create fake accounts to make yourself feel liked or popular.
isaiaah 6
Well Facebook is a community for a reason. People go on there so they can communicate quicker.. I have a real Facebook account and I'm only wished a happy birthday by my family or whoever happens to see me that day, but when I check facebook I have a bunch of happy birthdays. But still. Fake accounts are annoying.
ToewsIsMyBro19 6
maybe its cuz u spend ur spare time making a fake fb account than hanging out...just a thought
imavelociraptor 6
"today, i checked my fake facebook account..." YDI!!!
mattorama 15
You find it surprising that people don't give a crap about somebody vain enough to make a fake Facebook profile?