DD.
France
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
mj
United States
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Anonymous
You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Commitment
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Tit for tat
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Anonymous
Pyongtaek, Korea, Republic of
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML
Anonymous
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Top comments
txgirl09 5
Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.
FerrariCake 2
You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.
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Comments (260)
younome 0
wow what a BITCH!!!
xlovelessx 0
have the divorce. obviously she doesn't love you anymore :/
quint9 0
****!! You're better off without her. go get laid. you will feel better
Zephyric 0
I'm sure a lot of people have already said this, but you don't deserve her. Let karma give her back what *she* deserves. :)
Chopperman_fml 0
Dude, you took too long to divorce her!
startafire 0
My ex-boyfriend was like that. He kept bitching about me for being upset about him cheating on me twice. So I ditched him and life is better. Trust me, she's doing you a favor. You need someone better.
Loosicles 0
Next time don't go for a cheating *****. Good luck with that one.
mpclaw 3
done. get over her.
tritone_fml 0
sorry man, that sucks. fyl. hate how people make promises they can't keep. props for trying to work it out before..
tuninggamer 0
maybe it really is better to split up, with such a dumb bitch, life can't get any better, I guess.