Sports and Cars: Get out of my way

Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Protest song

By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lockport

Today, I picked my sister up from the hospital. Apparently, she got into it with some guy who “didn’t look disabled” for parking in a handicapped spot and laid under his tires to stop him from leaving. He didn’t realize and ran her over. Now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about it. FML

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What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Maddy121 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)

jay4who7 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)

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xxpython 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:01

*itches Be Crazy.

wednesdeyy 5

Saturday 9 October 2010 19:00

But she DIDN'T kill you, and you DID dent her car. Neh??

zebra97 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 8:23

hahahahahhahaha!

Psychokitty29 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 22:44

Wow, guess you're not the favorite

freespeech 0

Monday 11 October 2010 8:57

hmmm u must be 2nd born and not the 1st..... well that has to be it! lol

armoredcore2006 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 14:42

If you pay a pennie out of that damage, you'rea complete idiot. Don't let people bully you like that. What are you retarded?

chieromancer 0

Friday 29 October 2010 2:41

Are you Venus or Serena?

Thisiscrapgranny 1

Friday 10 June 2011 6:43

**** that. Dent her other door!

vinny2897 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:17

same.. its an american thing :P

TheTerenity 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:00

No, just tell Your parents no, deal with it. Just like a one I read about the OPs motorcycle being in the driveway, their mother visits and rams into it. Then says since it was the OPs birthday, the OP could pay for the damages