Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
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skierguy 0
Haha, those must have been some strange looks.
dreams_infinity_fml 0
lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train. I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.
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puppyeyes56 0
Bhaha, FYL indeed. I did that in class once, except I was dreaming about jumping off a cliff,don't really know why,and it scared the shit out of me,so i like twitched really violently, woke up/raised really fast, and like gave a little yelp! really embarrassing! We have O-trains instead of C-trains =]
gaby904 0
#5- awesome, that post totally made my day!
jdb2009 0
The Ring. Damn, two of you beat me to it! How were your fingernails? Did you leave any behind? FYL, totally.
frege_fml 0
If you were sleeping on the CTrain (assuming you're here in the great city of Calgary), that means you managed to get a seat- in which case you should stop complaining.
MachoLibRey 0
oh man thats HILARIOUS! that kind of thing has happened to me too! like I'll be dreaming I'm falling down some steps or getting hurt or something physical, and I'll twitch & make the movements while I'm dreaming - people wake me up and say things like 'Are you ok?' 'Do you need help?' embarrassing.
xFusionBluex 0
why does this remind me of that one comic strip where a guy was dreaming of a vampire attack and his wife pokes him in the neck the exact same time the guy was dreaming of how he was getting bitten...
wink568 0
Seriously? What's wrong with sleeping on the train? It's pretty common on the train I take in the morning. I don't see how people can say you deserved it for having a bad dream.
nazooer 11
Someone just saw The Ring O.o
mmace91 0
You deserve this one just for living in Calgary.
ballbearing 10
You must be from Edmonton?
electriic 0
Calgary just gets weirder and weirder ..