Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, as I was going to check the mail, a huge dog ran into my house. The closest room with a door was the bathroom so I slammed myself inside and screamed for help. We live far from any neighbors and my phone was outside, so there was no hope of rescue. It paced outside the door for four hours. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, at 2:30 a.m. I got locked out of my room. I knocked upstairs to get my landlady to give me the spare key. Instead, I woke up the dogs next door who wanted to kill me, so I hid for 5 hours in the enclosed trampoline with some outdoor blankets. They were covered in animal piss. It rained. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, I managed to lock myself out of my house again. My only option was crawling through the dog door. I managed it once before, but I must've put on weight because this time I got stuck halfway. My neighbour came over to “see if everything was OK.” He then helped push me through. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
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dylanger16 19
Why did you put your whole body into the crate to pet the dog?
hotshot0185 15
You would have done the same to them if it had been the other way around.
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Comments (64)
khorstmye 15
How could you not get out is what I don't understand, I mean Iv seen dogs that are smart enough to find a way out..
siggy_mcsigx 22
yeah, I suppose it is a crate, where the lock is outside of a plastic edge, as opposed to a cage, in which you could easily slip your fingers through and undo the latch.
Helldemon 32
Either way, she squeezed herself into it meaning her ass was at the gate and I very much doubt she would be able to turn around inside the crate
MrBlackledge 12
100% would have laughed and taken photos, to be honest I wouldn't expect anything less if I was in the cage
bsums203 13
How did you fit in the kennel in the first place and you couldn't open the lock through the bars?
whitnayfortooh 29
well..it does seem funny:) ..sorry op!
obliviongillette 18
That'll be a great story to show and tell the grandkids...and your dogs future puppies.
TheNiceOne 20
At least your dog stayed by you.
91hayek 31
Your dog must be really timid for you to have to actually get in the crate to pet it. Is it scared of you for some reason?
Bisnaga 14
Seeing that a crate is there to give a dog its own space, ydi op. Next time you want a cuddle wait till the dog is out of the crate.
jacky75_fml 21
Where can I find the pictures on facebook? (^_^)
pleasedie 22
Did they bring you some treats ?