Love: Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work...

By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 02:01

Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By DormHater - 23/08/2010 23:09 - United States

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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Seti_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:25

couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?

cutebebe778 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:32

Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.

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MK1029 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:09

ChrisWasHere 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:17

# 1, you're an idiot.

MK1029 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:47

Is that so? # 4, you're an idiot. OH SNAPZ UZ AN IDIOT NOW TOO JAJAJAJJAROFL

Westy543 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:06

No, #4 "." was my initial reaction too, along with "what." It's an actual response, in case you didn't know, usually as a pause due to being displeased.

youreanidiot 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:10

Well, at least you don't have very much work to do! Actually I misread, the new person could have a lot of stuff to move in Either way, get on with your life

Emberlin 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 15:05

I agree with moving on, but who moves in together after dating for 2 weeks? She must have been cheating on you, dude

DemonicAngel151 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:16

Oh, that sucks cow nipples! FYL

skellingtonfart 18

Wednesday 12 December 2012 18:32

Correction, cow's milk (and any other animal that isn't a human) is bad for us...

Brzztffn 5

Wednesday 25 December 2013 9:04

Then please explain calcium. Maybe un-organic milk is bad for you... But I'm pretty sure milk is good for you

DJFender 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:18

ouch, I'm sorry man.

ChrisWasHere 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:19

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greenltrn2003 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:06

what?...you lost me somewhere around 'stick'

LebChickOnFira 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 16:25

Well exactly that means hes gonna have a lot to move in retard

Da_Gov 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:19

dude if the furniture is yours than take it back, you bought it so it's rightfully yours

mcsnelly 5

Friday 24 July 2009 23:48

It's not HIS furniture, it's the NEW BOYFRIEND'S furniture. The OP had already moved his out. Reading comprehension anyone?

M13LO 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:21

I agree with #1 . you should also "misplace" some items

Seti_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:25

couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?

ChrisWasHere 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:34

If you would actually turn down the job just because of your ex girl.. then you're a ******* pussy.

suchacreep 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 7:59

Considering how much of a bitch the ex-girlfriend is and how the break up went, I would possibly decline. I wouldn't put it past some girls to invent some furniture damages, theft, insults or threats, then call their ex's boss to try to get them out of a job.