Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
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Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I tried a trick my friend taught me; I initiated sex as my husband was getting ready for work, then guilted him when he refused. After he left, I texted my friend that her trick worked wonderfully. Too bad I sent it to my husband instead. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
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mpsteve137 15
Roleplay punching his dick.
AshaaFerreira 22
Well isn't he just creative...
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Comments (68)
solheim 6
Roll for Initiative!
bubblyhayley 16
y would u not leave? u deserve better!!!
xxrogerthatxx 19
I'm guessing he couldn't get it up? (Trying to infer what she meant by he pretended)
xxrogerthatxx 19
Ohh, he wasn't interested period but he tried to act like it. Ok; understood.
TheComedyAudio 29
Pretend not to be interested
buckdharma 37
Pretend to have a ******.
fylsinceydi 2
Maybe he was tired? Don't assume the worst it probably isn't you
xomelodygervais 8
That's exactly what it was. I brought it on knowing he was tired and said "let's roleplay and you can pretend you're not tired and that you actually want to have sex" We're not in a sex rut or needing therapy. My goodness haha.
Grimase 10
Well there r two sides. So either u did something to him to make him this way or u haven't been doing something to him to make him this way.
EmmaMK 35
Take him out somewhere you can both relax and talk to him about how you feel.
perdix 29
Sounds like the plot of the most boring porno ever -- the film they show to **** addicts to get them to quit.
imchacon22 19
Why don't you initiate the roll play? Maybe he isn't real creative?
perdix 29
#26, maybe playing with her rolls turns him off in the first place. Oh, do you mean "role?"
imchacon22 19
Ah crap yes I meant role
perdix 29
#34, that's ok, maybe they do roll playing in BBW fetish films ;)
buckdharma 37
But wouldn't that make them inbreads?