Thief and Miscellaneous: Get a move on!

Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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MiSS_AmaNDa101 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:31

Lmfao! That's funny lol

Ketchup_Castle 30

Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:10

I know the feeling. My mother shoplifts from K-mart all the time.

DevaGolgotha 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:37

Sue her.

tothenifty 1

Friday 21 September 2012 0:16

Ur mom is a bamf

workout1 5

Monday 22 October 2012 7:12

Good role model ya got there

nicholasj96 9

Monday 26 November 2012 22:48

If she tells you to run, why let the security guard drive you home ? -.-

momo3p 22

Wednesday 23 December 2015 13:32

That's amazing XD

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