Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML
Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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rikitsumiatsu 11
If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.
alexhaz64 4
You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!
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Comments (159)
ulissey_fml 22
Guess you've just been black buried...
ulissey_fml 22
They weren't blueberries anyway. They were indigo berries .
GingerNinja7 17
You're the sock puppet guy, aren't you?! Well, on the bright side, at least you managed to get out of the house!
kingsian 15
I would've left you right there by your Pokemon too!!! I agree with her your damn fault!!!
laden_swallow09 34
His fault for taking an interest in something? His fault for having a hobby? Get over yourself, you fecking prude.
aplexis 8
And what's so horrible about pokèmon?
squideth 18
38 no one wants to date a judgmental holier-than-thou prick like yourself anyway.
kingsian 15
Im a prick, I won't get a date and I'm stuck up because I don't like some lame cartoon well ok trust me I got plenty of females I got a good job, I'm educated, i pay all my own bills and I don't watch cartoons about stupid rat looking things.
aplexis 8
188- Woah, calm down. You're stuck up because you can't over look one "flaw". You've go plenty of girls? I'm not so sure I believe you on that. Sure to you it's a lame cartoon. And the Super Bowl to me is stupid. We all have your opinions. I just find it sad you can't overlook one difference and stay with a person.
kingsian 15
I don't attract white girls so I wouldn't think I would attract someone like you. I am very calm I'm not offended at all because you have never seen me I really don't care how you feel and since I seen you I would like to say you my friend are not very attractive at all.
junpeiIori 17
My ex left me because I didn't want watch the Superbowl with her. I'm not into football. I've tried to follow it, but it doesn't interest me. If small things like that make you leave someone, you need to reevaluate yourself
ulissey_fml 22
That sucks, you got ditched. Mewtoo.
charvisioku 22
Whut? But that's adorable... her loss xD
SharnaaaBanana 22
Well, incoming hate for me. I can understand why she walked away, I mean if op is old enough to be going on a date than it does sound a bit childish to be confusing a child's game with blueberries. Well i suppose it's definately proven not a child's game, but its targeted at children and so it leaves a bad impression on ops date. FYL though, it was only a slip of the tongue.
beanthemouse 13
Why should somone hate/dislike/not be intrested in somthing just beacuse its for kids? I still love teddy bears, and I not give a flying F if they are for kids. Nobody can help what they like, and the stupid girl should of known that! She should of just said "okay" and carried on to get to know more about him, beacuse he could be a doctor. I believe that NOTHING is for "kids". Younger children may play with them, but that does not mean its just for them. Also, no one should impress their date when it comes to personality and intrests. Everyone has the right to be themselves and not be intimidated by shallow morons. Some girls expect guys to be perfect and manly. Nobody is perfect, I wish some people would know that.
Pyapi 20
Agreed with #67! Everyone has those "weird childish" likes, as so many people call them. My grandmother's a huge Mario player, yet my grandfather never felt it was childish of her. My dad enjoys watching animated movies - Nemo, Shrek, Shark Tale, you name it. My mom's never been remotely bothered by it... Really, it's a small thing. You might not like it, but that's no reason to dump someone or leave a date. It's something so minor...
rugby_lover09 13
I would have responded with "Pikachu! I choose YOU"!
ulissey_fml 22
Never mind, you are way out of her League ..
Atchoo 8
It obviously wasn't going as well as you thought if that's all it took to set her off. Good riddance.