Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML
Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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rikitsumiatsu 11
If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.
alexhaz64 4
You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!
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Comments (159)
cmac86 23
well, I guess she,uh....didn't choose you. YEAAAH!
JanisEvans 10
Next time, before you go on a date, grow the **** up. I'd have left, too. Being into games is one thing, confusing their content with reality is a different horse entirely.
missalice0306 19
It was just a mistake. It happens all the time.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I'm a girl and this would not have bothered me at all... maybe it's just me, but if a guy did that to me it wouldn't be a dealbreaker. It'd be one of those 'oh, ok' moments and I'd laugh about it. I mean that's actually kind of funny when you think about it. Some girls are a little too picky and stuck up.
JanisEvans 10
I think what you mean is 'some girls aren't quite that desperate'...
SoylentCandycorn 10
If you think giving people a chance and not flouncing off over something so ridiculously minor is "being desperate", then I'm glad to be "desperate". Some people just hold others to ridiculously unrealistic standards and are just so quick to write others off over nothing. Newsflash: the real world is not like Sex and the City, where the most microscopic human flaw should considered a "deal breaker."
Mademoiselle_fml 34
I would've thought it was the cutest thing ever :3
ulissey_fml 22
When you said "oran", you tang'led, and she went bananas. Ouch. Even I must wince at this.
Urpoppy 21
You're an idiot. Go home and jerk off for the rest of your life. FAIL
SoylentCandycorn 10
To be honest, I'd much rather have a relationship with my showerhead then spend the rest of my life with a jerkoff like you.
Doomtrack 8
Don´t listen to the asswipes telling you to "grow up" etc. You were just dating the wrong person, if she cannot accept you liking and playing videogames you are looking for women in the wrong place my friend.
AgentClassyPants 9
Video games is one thing... I'm a gamer. A chick gamer. Confusing blueberries to Pokemon is a whole other thing. No.
trinda36 6
Marry me?
videokid2000 10
Rule number one of having a terrible life devoid of any fun whatsoever.
hordriss 14
Forget her, she's not worth it. From a fellow nerd!