Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML
Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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rikitsumiatsu 11
If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.
alexhaz64 4
You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!
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Comments (159)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Aw, I would have giggled and gave you a hug. Pokémon is awesome. She wasn't worth it, but FYL for having to go through that.
therealcheese 7
Whoever dosent care about pokemon must die in the firy pits of hell will satan makes them go through labor 160 time even if there a guy.
Jennidoll 2
T H E R A P Y WHAT DOES THAT SPELL??
Calingaladha 21
Judging by their spelling...I don't think they know.
iJUSTINsane 12
Sadly, I guess you can't catch 'em all :/
Satoaoi 13
electrocute that bitch with your Pikachu
SWC_Penguin 17
You shouldn't vote for this guy just because you like Pokemon. This isn't about liking Pokemon or not, it's about him accidentally confusing it with the real world. I love Ghostbusters, but if I accidentally called my dad 'Egon' then he'd be right to be concerned about me!
hellonyancat 6
She's going to have a hard time finding someone if she walks away every time a guy has a hobby she doesn't share. It's not FYL op, she sounds like a bitch anyway. Bullet dodged.
c0c0_fml 16
How old are you? Sorry but I would've been confused too. I used to care about Pokemon when I was 8 and don't remember a single thing so come on, grow up.
missalice0306 19
It's perfectly normal to still hold onto bits and pieces of your childhood, so come on, don't be so judgmental.
c0c0_fml 16
Ahhhh -_- If you reach a point where you mix up made up words with real ones, I think you have a problem.
SoylentCandycorn 10
"I don't like it anymore, I stopped playing it when I was eight! Grow up! Start being just like me!" I had no idea your personal tastes were the barometer of personal growth.
c0c0_fml 16
Poor thing. You really are confused too. If you want me to make it easier for you to understand I will take a minute to explain it for you. I was explaining OP why his date was confused by giving him an example of my own experience. ;) I didn't expect people to twist what I wrote. I thought it would be easy to understand but I guess maybe not for people like you.
missalice0306 19
While it is true that you might have been confused since you haven't played pokemon since you were 8, that doesn't mean that playing pokemon beyond that age is a sign of immaturity. You really don't get why your comment is offensive now do you?
NotGabe 28
If she doesn't appreciate Oran berries, feed her Pomeg berries with bitter roots.
jaystreet46 4
Loser
fuzz97 23
As Lloyd Christmas might say, "Man! You are one pathetic loser!"