Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML
Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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rikitsumiatsu 11
If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.
alexhaz64 4
You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!
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Comments (159)
waffule365 16
its better this way OP
sheethapins 13
Did she pikachu strangely when you told her about them?
Amanyyyyyy 29
ABSOLutely.
Leki_0609 11
Even if she didn't like Pokemon, she's stupid for leaving just for that.
poccocurantes 7
I don't know OP. if you are lost enough in the pokemon universe to confuse real fruit and magical anime fruit, you may have just blown your one chance to get laid.
lux0rd 18
When I was younger I always mixed up Apricots and Apricorns (nuts/fruit/things that you could have special pokeballs made out of). I still occasionally do.
youravgfuckup 12
Naw. OP just needs to find someone who can appreciate Pokémon as much as they do! The idea that nerds are losing a chance at sex is laughable. The truth is, female/male/anything-in-between nerds love sex all the same ;3 Excluding those who are asexual, of course.
wanderingshopper 13
Obviously she was lacking both in a sense of humor and in any sense of imagination. You lucked out.
KiddNYC1O 20
Okay, Pokèmon is cool but you're doing it wrong.
ksks1234 33
If she left just because of that, it is not that great of a loss. Maybe the next girl you go on a date with will not be as uptight.
kaycol 8
Just think now you can catch em' all
XxDanno316xX 27
Some people just don't understand us nerds!
iloveandy143 7
U mean geeks
Ambience138 11
Nope nerd was the right terminology.
Sandman366 6
33-Believe you have your pseudo-insults mixed up, video games are awesome. (I'll not say Pokemon are awesome, because I'm not all that into it myself, but some people would probably beg to live in the Poke'verse. Respect gamer's interests - we've got billions of dollars invested in this industry. Unless you want to be locked in room until you beat I Wanna Be The Guy on Impossible, Respect The Game.)
iloveandy143 7
Honestly I would've wanted to leave myself
daniel_dd31 13
It's not that big a deal, geez.
squideth 18
34 congrats, you're shallow.
cupcakechick 17
I agree, I understand that he loves pokemon, ok fine we all love different things, but I wouldn't want to date a grown man who mistakes real blueberrys for Oran berries, because hes so into it