Miscellaneous: **** off

**** off

By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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You deserved it 35 320

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By Ms. Heartless - 16/12/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

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You deserved it 13 468

Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 113

You deserved it 15 435

By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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You deserved it 3 823

Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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You deserved it 127

By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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You deserved it 197

By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 416

You deserved it 2 499

By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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You deserved it 1 463

Broke

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 460

You deserved it 4 966

Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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You deserved it 183

Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 1 808

melij99 5

Friday 26 October 2012 18:48

It's a simple rule my friend: Treat others the way you would like to be treated.

ManInTheMachine 19

Friday 26 October 2012 18:48

You should probably listen to what someone has to say before you snap at them. I can gurantee she tried to say something, and wasn't just thrusting paper in your face.

Comments

Betterthink4 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 1:47

JACKASS!

doglover100 28

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:03

They will follow you around a lot. Around the holidays one year my brother and his friend got chased by someone working those carts in the middle of the mall, to buy something.

HannahtheRunner 0

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:41

Karmas a bitch isn't it?

Bekll 31

Saturday 27 October 2012 4:38

Good on you for avoiding the preachers. Shame on you for misjudging someone who only was trying to help.

chinagirl3343 8

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:19

Ydi. Shame on you! Just throw the stuff out. No need to be rude!!!

Pensu 12

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:03

That sucks for both you and her, but I can't blame you for seeing red in that situation. Hopefully you had a chance to apologize and explain yourself.

kassafrass 4

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:45

How do you know it was hate propaganda?

jonsey974 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 8:55

Kinda can't blame OP. So many religious protestors act as radical and thoughtless as westboro baptist anymore...

eviltwigster 7

Saturday 27 October 2012 9:41

can't stand the rundle mall preachers, I was there last night shopping for some friends and it is so annoying, they give all christians such a bad name :/