Awkward, My ex and Love: Freudian slip - FML

Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:35

need a moment? grab a Twix.

BaconDave 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:45

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

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wazup12345 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:53

In soviet Russia, puck checks you

pike1346 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:44

epic fail. you would not be marrying me.

cieramc 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:06

Huh? Anniversary party and you're not even married??

MackenzieBug 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:25

if there is one more thing I hate than cheaters... wait, there isn't. ? shame on you

magicman1 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:42

Bitch

baseballlegitly0 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:20

grab a twix

mylifesuxbigtime 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:02

if i was ur to-be husband...id ditch u

Daboomboom 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:16

ouch! for the husband not you. well if you're cheating you deserve it

evebright 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:18

anniversary party, reader assumes you are married. once marriage is in the picture, you only celebrate your dating anniversary together with hot sex, maybe you meant engagement party?

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:20

shot happens =(

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