Animals, Dogs and Sports: Free kick

Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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Powerful left foot

By tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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Bad boy

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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spillproof 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:05

Oh wow. Hope the dog was okay.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 12:12

Do people not realize where they're kicking? Or look around first? Seriously, what are we coming to?

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SuperAsianPie 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:54

Just kidding.... But if got wet from reading this.... Serious Seriously im serious

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 12:57

SuperAsianPie, what are you talking about?

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:08

just ignore them. they're only looking for a response. geez OP, you should probably check out your surroundings a little better. what if a child was running up to get the ball and you totally annihilated them? you'd be in all sorts of trouble.

illeyad 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:39

I'm sorry your communication skills are so bad, it was hard to understand what/whom you kicked.

Jumbalaya_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:46

Hitting women is OK.

arby 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:46

Today, my human threw a ball for me to catch and when I caught the ball this guy kicked me in the face. I got a concussion. FML

NoneOfTheAbove 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:51

wow fail.

markssh 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:59

This is not a FML. This is a rather humorous situation. Unless he's some top rugby/soccer/football kicker, the dog was probably not hurt at all. Get over it.

xoxo_carween 0

Monday 1 June 2009 14:29

if i were the dog, i would have chased your freakin' ass down the park(: & then piss on you. hahaha! after that... just bury you like what real dogs do with their dog bones(: hopefully the doggy is alright. :)

TryToBeKind 0

Monday 1 June 2009 14:40

Thinking it belonged to the kids was an honest mistake, but kicking a dog? Why don't you look before kicking? What if someone had a little two-year-old or other tiny kid who ran up like little kids do? Sorry, but I hope they tore you a new one for that. When you're in public, there are other people around besides YOU. Pay.attention.