Freakout

By Brie - 29/05/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
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EvilDoll 7

well, at least then the shark would definantly not want to eat you. you'd taste like shit

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Cooking_Boy 0

Oh well. Better than bleeding I suppose. I'm sure the shark was laughing at you inside though. Did it recoil in disgust and give you a cold stare with its eyebrow raised? And yes, I'm fully aware that by taking the time to write this I've abandoned any chance I had at getting the revered 'first post'.

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bms1996 12

it's not really that scary when you're in a cage..

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momo1414 0

my mom tried to do the same thing but I was like no mom seriously no

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kittyluv425 5

Well at least u weren't attracting the shark to u!

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gionatorinc 5

thats another reason why I'm glad that im poor

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HeartOfLead 24

Don't worry, the dolphins are an overly jealous species. They'll come swimming in to kick the sharks asses just like in sharktale. But unfortunately they are greedy bastards who will charge you handsomely for the performance.

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Tankkiller308 16

Why did you do a dangerous dive first should have talked them into a dive with nurse sharks they don't attack and it is a cage less dive they even feed them in front of you it's pretty fun

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