Work: Freak

Freak

By jemstuff - 22/08/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then told me that yes, he's cheating on me, that he's dumping me, and that I'm fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 162

You deserved it 6 584

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 356

You deserved it 821

By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 994

You deserved it 3 541

By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 3 403

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By DoubleCrossed - 21/08/2021 18:01

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 347

You deserved it 155

By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 702

You deserved it 1 609

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By Cianna - 15/12/2021 23:01

Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 632

You deserved it 280

By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 901

You deserved it 18 208

By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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You deserved it 3 816

By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 805

You deserved it 3 437

Burgessnk 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:11

I never understand why the new girl would stay with someone she now knows is a cheater. After all, cheaters never change...

43bubba34 25

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:05

ydi, for dating your boss.

Comments

Shinygirlnz 1

Monday 23 August 2010 3:29

I'm thinking a wrongful termination lawsuit... perhaps with some sexual harrassment thrown in for good measure? Good luck. He sounds like an absolutel jerkwad - people like him usually get what's coming eventually.

Bartimaeus 7

Monday 23 August 2010 4:07

You can easily get him fired for being nonprofessional. You have plenty of proof. What was his fake reason to fire you? It couldn't have been good.

smhallo 0

Monday 23 August 2010 4:59

nothing good was going to come from you dating your boss.

flyboy57 0

Monday 23 August 2010 5:39

he has a cat. **** his life.

Poster_Pastry 0

Monday 23 August 2010 5:39

YDI for dating your boss

screamjewel_ 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:32

Take the cat and run.

ona16 22

Monday 23 August 2010 6:57

hey can't fire you that's a confelct of interst

modernbenoni 8

Monday 23 August 2010 13:51

I don't believe this FML.

Josh_Factor 0

Monday 23 August 2010 16:23

Been done to death, but yeah, YDI for getting in a relationship with your boss. I heard plenty of people saying to sue for wrongful termination, but not enough people saying that you should be going to his higher-ups about his getting his freak on in his office. I'm pretty sure they'd be interested in knowing this. Who knows, after getting your job back after the wrongful termination suit, they might give you his job, if you're qualified.